Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Someone shattered a urinal.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
