Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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