I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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