Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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