People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
