So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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