We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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