remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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