Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
