ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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