Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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