I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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