i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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