I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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