my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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