Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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