I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Randomize
