i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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