i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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