Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
