Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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