u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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