Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Come see our sink grown plant.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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