kristin has been a bad kristin
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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