Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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