1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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