BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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