Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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