We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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