Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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