I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Duck Duck Cougar?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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