i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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