If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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