I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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