it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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