escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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