we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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