i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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