Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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