The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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