Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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