ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I did not marry a roomba.
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