he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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