Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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