Whod you bang
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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