I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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