And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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