when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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