sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Everything about him screamed your future.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
