ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He is an equal opportunity slut.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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