i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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