you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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