so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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