Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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