How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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