there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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