You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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