yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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